Some locals began to complain to the police and politicians, but it was discovered that San Francisco doesn't actually have a ban against plain ol' nudity -- only a ban on obvious sexual excitement i.
The end result was that most passersby saw nothing but a lot of butts.
That's why everyone, no matter where you live, should take note of a rally just held in SF to support a growing political movement: the legalization of public nudity.
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If the protesters were as they claim to be resisting on general principles any government restrictions on public freedoms, then why focus on nudity and none of these other oppressive laws? But surely the Democratic Party volunteers weren't themselves naked -- oh.
Kanellis appeared on the cover of the April 2008 edition of Playboy, timed to coincide with WrestleMania XXIV on March 30, 2008, at the Florida Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida.
Frustratingly for the rubberneckers, many of the protesters tended to face inward to entertain each other, rather than turn outward to entertain the crowd.
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