Or maybe there are too many straps? Those machines are just filled with innocent little things you can buy your child, like colorful gumballs, unicorn stickers and those sticky, gummy hands that eventually wind up covered in lint.
AdvertisementWhile this succeeds in forestalling the grabbing issue - although I'm really surprised it didn't just result in a flurry of 'Whys,' which I'd sort of like to hear the answer to - it prompts a wicked case of penis envy, as the eminently-grabbable appendage begins to loom as forbidden fruit.
She told them she was adopted and had the same biological mother but a different father.
Puberty is a tough time for any kid and if I can make it that little more comfortable with a shaver and smile - I will.
Just as we can't always tell when a fart is creeping up on us until it's already released into the air, belches, and sneezes can also come on quite suddenly.
When we have girls' nights, we do bad things that you wouldn't approve of.